Mr. Stinky laughing in his crown and shades while Buzz the fly hypes around him

BRO. BRO. THIS IS THE ONE. 🪰

IT'S LITERALLY SHIT. BUY IT ANYWAY.

$POOPCOIN

NO PROMISES
ZERO SHAME

🚽 FLUSH IT UP 🚽 CROWNED IN SHADES, SWARMED BY FLIES, STILL UP 🪰 DUMP IT IN 🚽 JEETS FOLD AT THE FIRST WHIFF, KINGS SIT IN IT 👑 SMILE THROUGH THE STINK 🚽 WE ALL KNOW IT'S SHIT, WE BOUGHT IT ANYWAY LOL 🚽 SER THIS BAG REEKS AND I'M STILL SENDING IT 🪰 THE TURD DOES NOT BLINK. THE TURD DOES NOT JEET 👑 YES IT'S LITERALLY SHIT 🚽 FLUSH IT UP 🚽 CROWNED IN SHADES, SWARMED BY FLIES, STILL UP 🪰 DUMP IT IN 🚽 JEETS FOLD AT THE FIRST WHIFF, KINGS SIT IN IT 👑 SMILE THROUGH THE STINK 🚽 WE ALL KNOW IT'S SHIT, WE BOUGHT IT ANYWAY LOL 🚽 SER THIS BAG REEKS AND I'M STILL SENDING IT 🪰 THE TURD DOES NOT BLINK. THE TURD DOES NOT JEET 👑 YES IT'S LITERALLY SHIT

WHAT IS THIS?? 💩

Poop Coin is the coin that admits what it is. A grinning chrome-rimmed poop sits on the chain and says the thing every degen already knows: this is shit, and you're buying it anyway.

No promises. No utility. Just vibes, flies, and a smiling turd that somebody decided deserved a shot.

CONFESSIONS FROM STALL #2

I BOUGHT A SMILING TURD AND I'D DO IT AGAIN

my bags smell. i love them.

NO ROADMAP. JUST A PLUNGER. 🪠

MR. STINKY NEVER STOPS SMILING
SO NEITHER DO I

for a good time ask BUZZ 🪰

IT SAYS SHIT ON THE TIN

wash your hands. keep your bags.

👑 THE THRONE IS A STATE OF MIND

red candle? still smiling.

WHO KEEPS DRAWING POOPS ON THIS WALL → 💩💩💩

WANTED

MR. STINKY

FOR: smiling through every single candle, red or green.

LAST SEEN: on a silver coin rim, crown on, shades on, pumping.

REWARD: VIBES

WANTED

BUZZ

FOR: appointing himself hype man and screaming copium in your ear nonstop.

LAST SEEN: orbiting Mr. Stinky. Probably behind you right now.

REWARD: ONE (1) SUGAR CUBE

THE FLUSH-O-MATIC 3000

YOUR FLUSHES0

PULL IT. PULL THE LEVER. DO IT. 🪰

STALL RULES

NO REFUNDS ON SHIT.
KEEP SMILING. MR. STINKY DOES.
FLUSH YOUR FEAR, NOT YOUR BAGS.
BUZZ IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. BUZZ IS A FLY.
IF IT STINKS, IT'S WORKING.
LEAVE THE THRONE BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT.
YES IT'S LITERALLY SHIT. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.